What is RANDOBLOG?
Most of what's in my head at any given time has no business staying there. Sensor architectures for detecting things that probably don't exist, monetary policy arguments with myself at 3 AM, half-finished propulsion math on the back of a grocery receipt. RANDOBLOG is where all of that goes so I can stop thinking about it and move on to the next thing I won't finish.
Nothing here is peer-reviewed. Some of it is probably wrong. The point was never to be authoritative. It's a pressure valve for the kind of thinking that doesn't fit neatly into a job description or a conversation at a party. If something here turns out to be useful to someone, that's a happy accident. If it doesn't, at least it's out of my head and I can sleep.
About Me
Projects
Things I've built when I probably should have been sleeping.
A private, local-first personal vault. Tag, save, and organize fragments of thought without handing your data to anyone. Everything stays on your device.
Point your camera at any price tag and instantly see its Bitcoin value. Real-time OCR detection with AR overlay. All processing on-device, no data leaves your phone.
A satirical "AI Labor Transition Authority" that performs career autopsies on your job title. Enter your profession, receive a darkly comedic report on how AI plans to replace you.
An interactive 3D orbital simulator for asteroid 99942 Apophis. Visualize the 2029 close approach that threads the needle between Earth and our satellites.
100 Bitcoin rules to live by. Self-custody, security, monetary philosophy, and the ideological foundations of decentralized money.
A 3D interactive simulation for modeling consciousness. Explore how information integration and self-referential processing produce consciousness scores across systems.
OrangeCheck: a Bitcoin-native proof of skin in the game. Sign a message with an address you control and anyone can verify your bonded sats and how long they've sat, straight from public chain data. No accounts, no custody, nothing to trust.
Managed AI agent automations for enterprise. Deployment and operation of AI agents at scale, handled end to end so large organizations can automate complex workflows without standing up the infrastructure themselves.
A canvas-based interactive visualization. Best experienced rather than explained.
Colophon
Full LaTeX rendering via KaTeX. Because if you can't put an equation in it, what's the point.
Every article links to its markdown on GitHub. Synced on push so bad ideas update in real time.
Physics, AI, Bitcoin, space, consciousness, and anything else that won't leave me alone at night.